Thanks to Meghan for turning me on to Not Me Monday from www.mycharmingkids.net
So, to start off, this is NOT a picture of my living room floor, strewn with 6 trizillion socks, which I did not get sidetracked from while attempting to sort.
When working on laundry, I did not find half of a hamper full of clean, partially folded laundry in JB's room. He would never do that...and I most definitely did not have harsh thoughts about him, and don't ask my sister because I did not call her and utter the words, "You may have one less nephew at Christmas" and "He's lucky he wasn't home today."
I most definitely did not spend half of my morning looking for scotch tape so Maddie and I could wrap her preschool Christmas present that she doesn't need for 2 1/2 weeks.
I didn't find my missing box of check books in the place that I've looked 6 times in the last 3 weeks.
While putting snowman decorations out in my kitchen, I have not had to relocate dirty dishes, piles of paper and I have not set them on top of stuff that doesn't belong on my kitchen counters, nope not me.
And lastly, I have not bribed Izzy with food multiple times to go potty.
